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Well, I finally got to see two movies I was really excited to see recently: Repo! The Genetic Opera and Wanted.

Repo! is a stunning musical rock and roll opera essentially about organ failure. It goes like this. When people started dying at a rapid pace due to organ failures, mostly caused by their own over indulgence in harmful behavior, GeneCo. was there to save the world. For a price. They supplied the healthy organs now, and you could pay later. But if you missed a payment, they had the legal right to repossess your organs. The movie follows a young girl named Shilo whom is kept in her room day and night due to an illness by her father. When she begins sneaking out, she slowly learns what a mess the world has gotten itself into. And when GeneCo’s founder finds he is dying of something incurable, he must find someone to leave his company to. His children are corrupt freaks. His tale intertwines with Shilo’s as it is revealed that Shilo’s father is a Repo Man, working for GeneCo and that he married the woman GeneCo’s founder was in love with. He pits Shilo against her father and she must decide for herself what is right and what is wrong. It is a clever story about being yourself regardless of what others think of you. The music is catchy and well done. The effects and scene transitions were original in themselves. I thought I’d hate it but it was pretty good. I give it 4 1/2 livers out of 5.

Now, Wanted was raved about by everyone and I really wanted to see what all of the hype was about. It’s a semi original story. it reminds me of Pulp Fiction and Fight Club and those types of movies thrown together. I thought it was predictable and at times, boring. The flow was choppy at times. The effects were enjoyable. The acting was good. The plot line was lacking. It was clever and fun to watch for all of the killing and action, but the who plot line was weak in itself. 3 bullets out of 5 on this one.

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Well, I didn’t bother to see Saw 5, as usual. I just looked up what happened. I wish people knew when to stop. Anyways, so going through it, there were so many insignificant characters left and right that its impossible to keep track. And the traps were lacking in intensity. A nice twist though  is that the main 5 people in the traps all could have survived, but ended up killing each other. But that had no connection to the actual plot. It was mostly just a lot of BLAH. Interesting story line, bad execution. Better luck next time? Yes, there will be a next time. Any hope? None what so ever. Maybe they’ll do it right this time. Most likely they won’t, but you never can tell with these movie people. I mean this one wasn’t even as gorey as the others. I think the tracheatomy and the hand crunch were the worse things. Maybe the end where they have to bleed themselves. To see or not to see? Not to see, definately. Even if you love yummy gore.

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I’m going through a live run through of Scream 2008 on Spike TV

  1. Sir Anthony Hopkins is awarded for being a scream legend. He has portrayed some of the most horrifying and dynamic characters to date on the silver screen.
  2. Seth Rogan and Kevin Smith make Fantasy movies into pornos. I am officially offended, but that’s just me. Winner in the Fantasy Movie Category: Hellboy 2. Which sucks because those movies are retarded. Oh look, I’m a big smelly demon. I make smash. But the acceptance speech was glorious.
  3. Kristen Bell and Stan Lee announce the winners for the comic category. Some guy yelled “You’re the man, Stan!” And I agree 🙂 Winner in Best Comic Book: Why the Last Man
  4. World Premere clip from Twilight. Still the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
  5. Gary Oldman announces that Heath Leadger wins Best Fantasy Actor and Best Villian for his absolutely stunning performance in the movie, The Dark Knight. He has REVOLUTIONIZED the character, and very much deserves these awards.

And here’s where I get a lie and must stop.

This is why I said I wouldn’t be doing much until my computer was fixed.

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Wow, so I’m at school right now, so obviously, I’m not doing what I am supposed to. I just came across a film that looks marvelous.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809937239/info

This is my kind of thing. A musical about organ failures. Heck yes.  Limited opening Nov. 7th. Keep an eye out. I’ll be back with mroe information whenit become availiable.

 

Also, I’ll be late on my Eagle Eye review. Sorry for anyone hoping for that this weekend. I haven’t ben able to get out to see it.

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So I just watched an amazing trailer.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809947440/trailer

This is the most original looking thing I’ve seen in ages. I’m really excited about this. I love the sick and twisted. Expect more on this from me later.

On the topic of sick and twisted, I’m still trying to get info on the new SAW.  The 5th annual blood drive for SAW should be at a place near you, so remember to give till it hurts. Anyways, the first trap is the Pendulum Trap, where a man is stuck in a pendulum and must destroy his hands to make it stop. The site clip leaves his fate unknown, but since when has someone survived the opening scene?

And The Twilight movie looks stupider than the books. The lighting and coloring in the trailer looks like a bad photoshop edit. The actors, well, suck. They all look like emo rejects. It’s like “oh….my gosh…I am…a…vampire….letmebiteyouplease.” Please, are we humans so pathetic as to fall for such crap? Get a grip people. Save your money for a rainy day.

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