Another night, another otherwise deserved award granted to a movie chosen by Hollywood’s slaves. This years award theft? Slumdog Millionaire. A pathetically boring movie that caters to the bullshit trends formed by Hollywood to see what kind of shit they can come out with this time. We all know Ledger didn’t win those awards because [...]
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Hollywoods charity case for 2008
Posted in Actors, Crappy Movies, tagged awards, film, heath ledger, movies, oscars, slumdog millionaire on February 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Underworld should be 10 feet under
Posted in Crappy Movies, tagged Underworld on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
More bad vampire flicks. I could puke.
Just saw a preview thing on television about the new Underworld movie. It said “Better than the first two!”. Because it obviously could get worse then those? Aha.
Underworld is a horribly filtered, horribly written, horribly acted, pathetic excuse for a vampire movie. It’s just the methed up version of [...]
Seven Pounds (and how to lose them) SPOILER
Posted in Crappy Movies, tagged bad movies, drama, film, movies, seven pounds, spoiler, will smith on December 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So, being the movie addict I am, I have been watching the critics closely with Seven Pounds. It looked like another lame Will Smith movie. And guess what? It is just another lame Will Smith movie. The trailer made me want to throw my Men in Black DVDs in the trash because of how low [...]
Twilight Dawning
Posted in Crappy Movies, tagged bella, Crappy Movies, edward, film, movies, twilight, vampires on November 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Well, it seems as those the POS mods that decide which sites can and cannot be viewed on public computers has found my blog to be “inappropriate”. Well, that may be, but I’m still beyond annoyed. Anyways, tomorrow is the day that I, along with millions of other sane souls, have been dreading. The release [...]
Saw 5 rambling
Posted in Crappy Movies, Horror, tagged entertainment, film, Horror, movies, SAW 5, scary on October 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I didn’t bother to see Saw 5, as usual. I just looked up what happened. I wish people knew when to stop. Anyways, so going through it, there were so many insignificant characters left and right that its impossible to keep track. And the traps were lacking in intensity. A nice twist though is [...]
Scream 2008
Posted in Action/Adventure, Actors, Animation, Comedy, Crappy Movies, Horror, SciFi, Trailers, tagged scream 2008 awards on October 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m going through a live run through of Scream 2008 on Spike TV
Sir Anthony Hopkins is awarded for being a scream legend. He has portrayed some of the most horrifying and dynamic characters to date on the silver screen.
Seth Rogan and Kevin Smith make Fantasy movies into pornos. I am officially offended, but that’s just [...]
HSM3 Ranting
Posted in Crappy Movies, Musicals, tagged bad movies, Crappy Movies, disney, entertainment, film, High School Musical, hsm3, movies on October 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Alright, so I have a major beef with High School Musical. Besides the fact that it’s just plain retarded, but, excuse me, when did it become ok to lie to the youth of America? I think I’ve been over this before, but this series is a disgrace to film, first of all. But mostly, it [...]
Angry Movie Blogger!
Posted in Action/Adventure, Crappy Movies, Musicals, Trailers, tagged action, adventure, Crappy Movies, eagle eye, entertainment, film, Horror, movies, musical, opera, ROAR, rock, SAW, sci fi, shia lebouf, steven spielberg on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Raaar! Ok so I’m kind of getting sick of being right about movies. Like for once, I’d love to be wrong about something. There will be no Eagle Eye review, because despite all my prayers, it still sucked. That thing had so much potential! Like the trailer grabbed you and threw you into intensity! But [...]
The blog where I DON’T rant about Harry Potter
Posted in Animation, Crappy Movies, Horror, Trailers, tagged Animation, entertainment, fear, film, haloween, Horror, movies, SAW, scary movies, twilight on September 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So I just watched an amazing trailer.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809947440/trailer
This is the most original looking thing I’ve seen in ages. I’m really excited about this. I love the sick and twisted. Expect more on this from me later.
On the topic of sick and twisted, I’m still trying to get info on the new SAW. The 5th annual blood [...]
Do movies a favor and..
Posted in Crappy Movies, Harry Potter, tagged disaster movie, entertainment, film, half-blood prince, Harry Potter, movies, rupert grint on August 25, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Don’t see Disaster Movie. Please. And encourage everyone you know too not to go. I think that maybe a a loss of money will be the thing to shut them up for good. Please, for the sake of movies everywhere, do not support this garbage. I know parodies can be funny, but these guys are [...]
